We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
(Source: branaghing)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
My first born, Starfish. Named after the grateful and stylish sea creature.
(Source: icallit-veryclosetalking)
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I can totally see Medic with those expressions as he utters those words. lol
“Ich bin ein Mann der Wissenschaft!”
And with that, I make native German speakers cry.ETA: Flugzeug is making my cheeks hurt. I mean, how am I going to go holidaying in Germany if I keel over from all the flugzeugs before I even step out of the airport?
omfg Giddy pls
(Source: polynumerous)
When on tumblr:
When in public
THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more than this.
(Source: crowleyplease)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom
Before this clip came into my life I missed it so bad
SCREAMING
It’s back
(Source: moonwalk-into-mordor)